Cold Loom

Hook (looking at your page): “Hey {{firstName}}, 60 seconds. I’m looking at {{campaign}} right now [scroll their page], and I had one thought about what’s about to hit your inbox once these ship.”

Body: “Here’s the pattern. I lived it. The campaign funds, that’s the hard part, congrats. But the second the money clears, a {{leadTimeWeeks}}-week clock starts, and that’s where it goes sideways.

[Scroll to their shipping note.] You wrote the ship date everywhere. People still forget. So your inbox becomes the same question two hundred times, and you’re copy-pasting all day.

The volume isn’t the dangerous part. A generic helpdesk can’t even tell which of these are preorders. The curious buyer at day 12 needs a different answer than the one threatening to dispute at day 89. Same canned line to both. Get it wrong and they don’t wait. They file a chargeback and call you a scam. I’ve watched that hit a Stripe account.

So here’s what I want: 15 minutes to look at how your presale support runs today and show you the two or three moments where you’re most likely to lose people. I’d rather map your actual inbox than pitch you. If it’s useful, great. If not, you’re out 15 minutes. Link’s below. Rooting for {{brand}}.”